Nintendo Direct leaked for February 3rd!

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Soundwave said:

Don't worry guyz, my cousin's uncle's aunt's sister's brother-in-law works at Nintendo. They've given me the scoop on Nintendo Direct which is coming on Feb. 14th.

Master Chief will be in Smash Bros. 4! Then Nintendo will show Earthbound U, Animal Crossing U, and Metroid Super Duper Prime 4 U. They will close with Star Fox Zero, which now has super awesome graphics, they were just joking with the previous trailers. Oh and Metroid Federation Force is now Super Metroid 2 with awesome single player only gameplay! Oh and Bayonetta's Amiibo is naked. 

Metroid Super Duper Prime U? Ohh, but I wanted Metroid Super Duper Federation Force II: The reckoning!  Get it together Retro, give the fans what they want!