I must say, I am actually enjoying the Manziel stuff coming out right now. Skipping a mandatory team meeting and not being there for the final game of the year: yawn. Not being there because you were at a Vegas club until three in the morning? Snore. Wearing a blond wig and fake mustache to the club to avoid detection? Now we're talking my language!
My language being a terrible skit from a horrible early 90's Nickelodeon show.







