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I liked the Darth Maul fight but Dooku was lame and Count Greivious was lamer. The Anakin/Obi-Wan was ridiculously over the top too, I expected at some point for them to be one handed fighting while going through the Burger King drive through.

And the Darth Maul fight would have be 100x cooler if oh I don't know ... they actually GAVE SOME FREAKING SCREEN TIME TO DARTH MAUL. Like any normal, sane screenwriter would. But no, he's given like 2 lines in the Phantom Menace, apparently watching Jar-Jar act like a buffoon/idiot/stepping in poop warranted him getting 10x more screen time, lets just ignore the antagonist of the film that's supposed to drive tension/drama in the film. 

Watch in the new Star Wars, I gauruntee you Kylo Ren will kill someone in his first or second big scene or do something that really shows why he's bad. This is called "establishing a character" (aka: good storytelling ... showing not telling). I

f two people bashing light sticks together is the best thing your movie has going for it ... odds are it's not a very good movie. 


I dare you, no I double dare you to sit and watch the prequels and skip the lightsaber stuff. Its unwatchable crap.