Why isn't samus in a mario kart game?

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The Ghost of RubangB said:

sc94597 said:

The Ghost of RubangB said:
I think it's proof that G-d wants Samus in the next Mario Kart, and he's manipulating everybody here to keep posting in this thread until Nintendo notices.

So I'm like jesus? I'm an atheist though.

I'm an atheist too, but this thread is starting to make me question that...

Which is actually the real reason God keeps allowing this thread to be resurrected: To instill rubang with the ability to believe in the resurrection of Christ, and probably to punish sc94597 for his lack of faith, but maybe revive his faith too, it's hard to tell what God's intentions are. I think he usually has things set up so that no matter how things turns out, he still gets what he wants.

sc94597 said:

blaydcor said:

Wait....

WHY ISN'T MARIO IN A METROID GAME???????????

rudysr9 is right!!

Fine mario could go in a metroid game, if samus goes in mario kart. Oh , but be warned you won't like what you see Cough mario+realism=fail cough.

I beg to differ:

http://www.thedailydrawing.com/Game_Mashup_Super_Metroid_Bros_Video.html