The NFL Thread 2015: Denver Broncos win Super Bowl 50

[noname2200]

MTZehvor said:

noname2200 said:
Yay, everyone won the night game.

Except freedom, justice, America, and Dolphantendo.

I dunno, man. I think everyone who got to see that fake punt attempt (that honestly may be too charitable a word) is a winner.

And since justice is blind, freedom is fleeting, America is dead, and Dolphantendo is...an aquatic mammal?...that effectively means everyone is a winner!