| stof said: I, Stof, am a tree planter. For my second time, I will be spending two months in northern Ontario. I will spend that time planting trees 6 days a week, 10 hours a day. I will sleep in a tent at a bush camp, wake up at 5 A.M. each day and shower maybe, MAYBE once a week. Why so few showers? A few reasons.
Reason 1. We get dirty so often that if we showered every time we weren't clean we'd wash our skin off Reason 2. We all stink, so who'll notice? Reason 3. So little time in a day And finally, the most important reason of all: The more you shower, the more the bugs are attracted to you. Black flies, Mosquitoes, Dear flies, Horse flies and those crazy beetles that will sometimes accidentally fly in to you and take a bite out of you the size of a Vespa. So why would I subject myself to this torture that a lot of people end up quitting after just a week or two? |
Vespa? The planet? cos that is huge, that's like 100,000 stofs. I ain't ketting no punk ass bug eat 100,000 stofs. I could not live with that.
