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Hi. I've been here for 5 months or so and I spend too much time here.

-Currently playing Destiny, Rocket League, Driveclub and EGTTR

-Favorite game of all time is The Last of Us, but COD4 has a special place in my heart. MGS3, FFX, SoTC and UC2 are other faves. SMB (original), Twisted Metal, GT4, THPS2, Spyro and Crash were my childhood.

-Favorite movie is Raiders of the Lost Ark. Silence of the Lambs, Lord of the Rings, Saving Private Ryan and Pulp Fiction are also amazing.

-Favorite album of all time is Jane Doe by Converge. Opeth, Devin Townsend, Isis (the band), Nas, Kendrick Lamar and Mastodon are other faves. I listen to almost everything however.

-Favorite TV show is Top Gear. Brooklyn 99, Arrested Development, South Park, Bojack Horseman, True Detective and Game of Thrones are other favorites

-The Murder of Roger Ackroyd is my favorite book. The Book Thief, The Da Vinci Code, Harry Potter, Hunger Games, Hitchhiker's Guide and most Agatha Christie novels are awesome as well.

-I once read close to 30 classic books in a month

-I drink 4 cups of coffee in a normal day

-Baseball is not a shit sport

-I've accidently broken so many windows it's not even funny

-I actually like shovelling snow

-I work my ass off making money so I don't have to rely on my mom

-Even though I said "I'm never going back to High School again!", I'll probably end up returning as a History teacher

-Sometimes I change my mind all of the time

-I hope to travel to every continent in the future. I'll probably stay in South America the longest so I can party with the Latina women and steal their attention away from BraLod

-If I could choose between clubbing and camping you bet your ass I'd have a party in my tent

-I'm Canadian and fit most of the sterotypes

-Even though I seem like a dick sometimes, on the forum and in real life, I can promise that I am only teasing. You'll be able to tell if I'm genuinely angry

-I once beat Vivster 36-0 in a Rocket League match. It was at the Captain's house and he would vouch for me if he wasn't upstairs laying pipe

-I am addicted to Snowdrifts (slush layered with soft serve), coffee, Lemonhart and chocolate chip cookies. I've been tobacco free for 2 months now

-Baseball is not a shit sport



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