Ranking the six Star Wars films

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1.) Empire Strike Back - 9.5/10, virtually perfect.

2.) Return of the Jedi - 8/10, people harp on the Ewok stuff, but the Emperor-Luke-Vader stuff is 100% perfect and that's exactly what needed to be done right.

3.) A New Hope - 8/10, smaller scale story but still well done. A space Western.

4.) Revenge of the Sith - 5.5/10, some scenes without special effects actually work (go figure), but the characters are still too bland for the story to make as much impact as it should. General Grievous is a goofball cartoon villain. If the prequels had started with this relative level of quality and gotten better from there, they may have worked, sadly this is the peak of the prequel trilogy. 

5.) The Phantom Menace - 4/10, feels the most "Star Wars-ey" of the prequels, but also has a story where almost nothing happens. Boring, monotone characters other than Jar-Jar who is a massive misfire (also Boss Nass is completely stupid too). Darth Maul was a cool villain, but completely wasted as a character.

6.) Attack of the Clones - 3/10, oh boy. Just a bad movie full stop. Anakin is terrible and whiny, the "romance" is a so bad you might need a vomit bag. Worst dialogue in the series. Count Dooku is alright, nothing all that interesting, could have done more with his character too. Jango Fett is a giant dud too.