So why is it so hard to call Google, a multi billion dollar company, on the phone?

[jigokutamago]

Of course Google will not give you their number

you have to go deep and dark to find it.

YES

you have to use...........

BING

"NO, think of the children"

But this is the only way

https://www.bing.com/search?q=google+customer+service+phone+number+usa&qs=AS&pq=google+customer+service+phone+number+&sc=6-37&sp=1&cvid=1a91618172be4d13bbf8d28bd28e8f44&FORM=QBLH

But I can't gurrentee they will actually adress your problem