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zelmusario said:

I've really slacked off in the past 5 years and am trying to get back into it. It's pathetic cuz I used to be such a freaking athlete in high school and college and now I'm an out-of-shape, skinny-fat, moob-sporting, pepperoni-nippled couch potato. Case in point: A week ago, I went running for the first time in a year, got to a mile and pulled a muscle. I'm now fat AND injured. Next stop is Type II diabetes and an oxygen tank. My teenage self would kick my ass if he met me now.

So yeah, I run occasionally.

Edit: Good job, OP. You've inspired me.  


Lmao great post man. Glad It inspired you!



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