And on that day, TheLastStarFighter was sent on his divine mission to spread the word about the NX, and enlight all non-Fusion beliebers that the day of salvation is coming to us all. Praise the NX in all its glory, 'cause it's the mark of a new age, more pure and more bright than all previous times. All prodigal sons who abandoned Nintendo will be welcome to their family once again, not with sadness and ressentment, but with joy and happines, and all of them shall enjoy the blessing Nintendo will send upon this land.
Over are the days of having to choose between one piece of hardware, having to miss half of the games made for our enjoyment. Over are the days of having to look to your brothers with envy in your eyes, 'cause you can only get one console over the other. Over are the days of searching keek after week looking for classic titles because Nintendo didn't get a solid Virtual Console. Over are the days 3rd parties looked at us with contempt, with pity, and abandoning us with the excuse of smaller userbases and low sales. Now, in the brink of a new dawn, we can see the end of our struggles. Now we can se the gold at the of the rainbow, and it will bring prosperity and joy to us all. And we shall share our wealth with the non-Fusion beliebers, so they too can see the salvation at hand.
THANK YOU NINTENDO, FOR BRINGING US, UNWORTHY MORTALS, THE POWER OF THE FUSION. AND IT SHALL PURGE THIS LAND OF ALL SADNESS AND BOREDOM.
