Godzilla is officially named Tokyo’s tourism ambassador, made Japanese citizen

[Salnax]

Darwinianevolution said:

Salnax said:
Oh sure, he destroys cities and kills countless lives and gets rewarded for it. But I burn down just ONE orphanage, and I get tried for hate crimes...

Do YOU have radioactive breath? I don't see YOU breathing radiation.

It's not my fault! I can only breath radiation that's on the visible light spectrum, so my radioactive breath always looks like I'm barfing rainbows.

How am I supposed to instill fear into the hearts of men like that?

At best, it would look like I ate one too many My Little Pony characters and couldn't handle the saccharine flavor...