Pigs are Flying! Gamespot's Splatoon Review

[PAOerfulone]

Huh...
Excuse me for one minute, I need to make a phone call...

(Grabs cell phone and makes a call)
Me: Yes, is this Hell? May I talk to Satan please? Yes, I'll hold.
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Me: Hello, Satan. It's an avid video gamer. Yes, I'm sure you're well acquainted with our kind, you know, the swatting, stealing amiibos, shooting by standers and taking their PS4's on the first day it came out, etc.
Anyways, may I ask you a quick question?
How's the weather down there in Hell?
Oh, it's cold! Freezing in fact?!?
Are you telling me that hell has frozen over?!?
It has!!
Ok, thank you Satan. I'll tell God you said hello, when my time comes. Ok, thanks again, bye!