ZenfoldorVGI on 27 April 2008
Name - Goomba Brothers
Gameplay - Mario can eat pizza and mushrooms to gain retard strength.
Story - Mario was plumbing and found a gold ring, dropped it, and goes to the sewers to get it back. Alligators attack, and Mario defends himself by crushing endangered species. The cops get after him, led by Lt. Bowser, and Ratman his henchman.
Graphics - Killer 7, but with alligators.
Sound - Diablo 2 Mario: "Maybe this will get me in good with the villagers." /crush alligator.
I don't need your console war.
It feeds the rich while it buries the poor.
You're power hungry, spinnin' stories, and bein' graphics whores.
I don't need your console war.
NO NO, NO NO NO.
