To be fair everyone other attempt at an April Fools on this website was pitiful, this wasn't too bad you really almost got me SOLID 7.5/10 from me.
There's only 2 races: White and 'Political Agenda'
2 Genders: Male and 'Political Agenda'
2 Hairstyles for female characters: Long and 'Political Agenda'
2 Sexualities: Straight and 'Political Agenda'