That would be hilarious. No one should complain because you'd still be getting Zelda in 2015. Nintendo are always so corporate it would be nice if they had fun.
There's only 2 races: White and 'Political Agenda'
2 Genders: Male and 'Political Agenda'
2 Hairstyles for female characters: Long and 'Political Agenda'
2 Sexualities: Straight and 'Political Agenda'







