I'm sure 'New Nintendo 3DS' is already causing people issues. So let me present a scenario of how dumb that name is(I'm not even going to touch the Wii, no pun intended).
Kid: Hey Dad, I want a New 3DS.
Dad: Whats wrong with yours? Did you break it?
Kid: No Dad, its a New 3DS that I want.
Dad: So you did break your 3DS? You know those aren't cheap...
Kid: Dad! You aren't listening, I want a New Nintendo 3DS! My 3DS is fine, but I want a New 3DS!
Dad: Why do you need another 3DS? If yours is fine, whats the problem then?
Kid: Listen Dad, just get me a New 3DS.
Dad: Alright, but this counts as your birthday present!
Kid: Okay, thats fine.
*Dad goes to gamestop and picks up a new 3DS for his son*
Dad: Here you go son. Don't break this one!
Kid: I didn't break the last one... wait this is the old 3DS, I wanted a New 3DS!
Dad: That's what I got you!
Kid: Jesus fucking christ Nintendo, what have you done!?!?
Maybe a little over exaggerated, but you get the point.
“What I say is, a town isn't a town without a bookstore. It may call itself a town, but unless it's got a bookstore it knows it's not fooling a soul.” - Neil Gaiman
