If Wii U Today was Launch Wii U... would it make a difference?

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OfficerRaichu15 said:
not call it wii u but ultra nintendo entertainment system(unes)
advertise the thing

Why not "Amazing Nintendo Entertainment System" or "Almighty  Nintendo Entertainment System" (ANES)?

Advertisements would be funny.

"Hey, have you seen my anes?", "Let's play with your anes", "Amiibos will enhance your anes experience", "Share your anes pictures on Miiverse"... ;)