vivster on 24 February 2015
Because trophies are stupid and only stupid people want trophies because they need a bigger epeen.
Since Nintendo fans already have the biggest penises they don't need trophies. If Nintendo implemented such a system their fans would only feel as if Nintendo doesn't think that they already have the biggest penises, which would make them sad.
tl;dr
Nintendo cares about their fans.
/thread
If you demand respect or gratitude for your volunteer work, you're doing volunteering wrong.
