| Samus Aran said: Don't blame the game if you're not good enough with it. Controls are not wonky. Metroid Prime 3 barely qualifies as a Metroid game. And the fact you like Metroid: Other M tells me all I need to know. You like games that don't recquire any sort of skill, just spam the hypermode or sensemove button... Spider Ball guardian is super easy, especially in the MP trilogy. MP3 has no exploration what so ever. You don't need energy tanks or missiles to easily beat the game anyway, so why bother looking for them. If you needed a guide for that then maybe Metroid isn't for you... The only legitimate complaint is the fetch quest near the end (I also used a guide for that because I couldn't be bothered, although the location is super easy, just remember where you found the dead keybearer bodies in the light world). |
Who the fuck said anything about controls? The fact that you bring up controls when I didn't say a word about them tells me all I need to know about you. No wait, everything in your entire posting history tells me everything I need to know about you. You're the asshat who said you don't want Star Fox to ever get a new game because Metroid deserves it more, even though Star Fox consistently outsold it, and as if they would both require the exact same studio.
"Spider Ball guardian is super easy, especially in the MP trilogy."
There are hundreds of threads from message boards back in the day from people disagreeing with you. And if you could comprehend the English you want so badly to fluently speak, you would see how the second half of your statement contradicts the first. When Rare ported the MPT to Wii, it purposely made the Spider Ball Guardian easier because a ton of people had a hard time and got frustrated as hell with it. For someone who is such a huge Metroid wanker, I would think you would remember that.
"MP3 has no exploration what so ever. You don't need energy tanks or missiles to easily beat the game anyway, so why bother looking for them."
Because it's part of the game. Metroid is about finding the things that aren't immediately visible to the naked eye. And maybe I have this thing called a life, that doesn't allow me to waste all of my time, all day every day playing a toy. Sometimes I want to play something else. Sometimes I don't want to play anything at all. Sometimes, I want to spend time with friends and family, or even this creature called a "girl." Bet your never heard of that. So are you telling me you just run through the game and shoot things without finding the hidden extras? Maybe Metroid isn't for you. Go play Call of Duty.
I'm so sick of wannabe know-it-alls like you thinking you're the expert on something just because you jack off to Samus every night in your lonely little piss stain of a bed. I have the right to enjoy Other M -or any other game for that matter- as much as I want to without need the approval of mouth breathers like you. I didn't even say I loved Other M; I said I enjoyed it more than Echoes. In other words, that's how much I did not enjoy Echoes.
Do me a favor and don't ever reply to any of my posts again. I have never liked you. I first put up with your bullshit because I know English isn't your first language and chalked it up to your poor grasp of it. Then I just figured you're an asshole who never had enough TLC growing up, so you act an ass in forums to get some form of attention. Now, I'm just sick of you and I've had enough of your keyboard warrior bravado. Guys like you used to hang out in arcades or at the comic store and run their mouths off to teenagers to correct them on how Aquaman could beat the entire Marvel universe or find someone willing to let them explain the entire plot from their Sailor Moon and DBZ crossover fanfic. Now that we have the modern Internet, we have to put up with those guys right here, and that would be you.
Mods, ban me if you have to, because the number of fucks I give right now are the same number of nuts this asshole who wants so badly to be a fictional video game woman has: zero.
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