| darkcreap said: Hello everyone!! |
Those have been my same thoughts since the first rumors of Fusion appeared and then when Nintendo said that both consoles would be like brothers .
| Jizz_Beard_thePirate said: So you have that but the place where Fusion truly works is magic is when you buy both platforms for you see, when you buy both the handheld and the home console, you can fuse them together and it will transform into this robotic sex toy powered by QoL! It will not only increase your quality of life by having sex with you in a daily biases but it will teach you new tricks that you have never seen before due to the power of the cloud! So, as you can see, Fusion will truly be the ultimate gaming and sex platform when it gets released! And don't even get me started about those holographic fatal frame nude dlcs! |
Hold a sec, you may be unto something here. After all, their first QoL device will track our sleep paterns... to tell the robotic sex toy when it can turn itself on and rape us!
OMG, we're doomed!
Please excuse my bad English.
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