How would Nintendo Fusion work?

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Jizz_Beard_thePirate said:

So, the way it works is that you will have two platforms with similar architecture, just the handheld one will be less powerful than the console one! What that will do is significantly decrease development time while increasing the amount of games output cause instead of teaching developers two different types of coding with two different architecture, they only have to teach them one and it should simplify game development for the respective platforms.

So you have that but the place where Fusion truly works is magic is when you buy both platforms for you see, when you buy both the handheld and the home console, you can fuse them together and it will transform into this robotic sex toy powered by QoL! It will not only increase your quality of life by having sex with you in a daily biases but it will teach you new tricks that you have never seen before due to the power of the cloud! So, as you can see, Fusion will truly be the ultimate gaming and sex platform when it gets released! And don't even get me started about those holographic fatal frame nude dlcs!

So putting aside what makes Jizz..... jizz, are you saying that from the consumer's end they are not really fused except for the fact that buying a game for one gets it for both?