Nintendo Illuminati Confirmed

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o_O.Q said:

actually let me ask you this which documents leaked by wikileaks would consider to be the most valuable?

That ones that expose war crimes and the identity of their informants, probably.

Your whole theory of global control and secrecy would require a level of infallibility that is implausible to the degree of a meteorite falling on your head before you finish reading this.