Today a Gamestop employee convinced me to buy Tank, Tank, Tank instead of Nintendoland

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RolStoppable said:
It's not that the Gamestop clerk is an amazing salesman, it's that you are a customer with jelly instead of a brain. You also bought How to Train a Dragon 2 instead of Mario Kart 8.

This.

And somehow nearly half of the threads on this site, and therefore the conversational zeitgeist of this site, is established by that same jelly brain.  We're in for a long Summer.