LemonSlice said:
What if it's a big box, you open it, and it says "go inside". You travel through a wormhole, and end up in the Mushroom Kingdom. Once there, you have to do all the usual Mario stuff. The box is also big enough for multiplayer, and it has automatic character selection. If you're tall and skinny, you're Luigi. Stocky dude with facial hair? Wario. Your pet dog can be Yoshi. Your girlfriend can be Peach or Daisy. Bowser is modeled after your boss. And between levels you receive actual plumber training. |
I think you should take the advice of my box...







