My Wii just ate My Zelda Disc and DIED!

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ferret1603 said:
Tell them you just bought SSBB and it won't play it. They may end up repairing it for free if you're lucky.

 Then Nintendo kindly responds by saying, "Well sir, it probably doesn't run SSBB because your disc drive is dead."

That won't work in this situation as it wouldn't be the fault of SSBB. Also remember, it ate his Zelda...