AZWification on 02 June 2014
d21lewis said: Miyamoto: Welcome Luigi! As appreciation for your years of loyalty, I want to buy you lunch. You earned it, buddy! Luigi: * Evil stare* Miyamoto: Did I say lunch? I meant, dinner! Dinner? Luigi: *evil stare* Miyamoto: Okay, okay, calm down Luigi. Let's not get crazy, here! How about I declare today "National Luigi Day"? Luigi: *evil stare* Miyamoto: *nervously sweats* Uh, ummm....security! Get in here NOW!! Luigi: *evil stare* Miyamoto: Why haven't they come yet? Luigi, you didn't....did you? Those were men with families!! And you killed them. You killed them all!! Luigi: *evil stare* Miyamoto: You bastard. Okay. I'll do it. Now get the fuck outta my office. Luigi: *evil smile* --and that's the story of how we got The Year of Luigi. |
That's the best story I've heard this year so far!
---Member of the official Squeezol Fanclub---