You are delusional. Smash Bros is a triumph in game design and balance. The better player wins 90% of the time.
I'm mostly a Sony and PC gamer of late, but I have to tell you in no uncertain terms that you are
completely
absolutely
mind-bogglingly
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I showed SSB:Melee off to a bunch of my PC loving friends who design games in their spare time. The impressions ranged from "very impressed" to "blown away", with the scale tipping towards the latter.
From reading your OP several times I have to conclude that you are not being honest with either us, yourself, or both.







