Screamapillar on 04 April 2014
Not gonna happen. Nintendo's strength is as a software developer with great IP. Doesn't make any sense to have a device that can't play their own high-end games. It's their greatest strength.
The Screamapillar is easily identified by its constant screaming—it even screams in its sleep. The Screamapillar is the favorite food of everything, is sexually attracted to fire, and needs constant reassurance or it will die.
