Words Of Wisdom said:
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Princess Zelda turned lesbian and ran off with Samus after she found these incriminating photos of Link

It is clearly photos of Link cheating with a now only known as the "Party Ball Girl" Zelda has gone on the record that if she ever finds out who this "Party Ball Girl" is she will quote "choke a bitch" as for Link he now has to roam Hyrule searching for his beloved weapons (once again) after Princess Zelda threw them all out of the top floor of Hyrule Castle.
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