Jumpin on 14 March 2014
Yeah, I literally killed my best friend for using blue shells too many times. Almost had to spend 8 years in juvi. Luckily my mommy was able to get a lawyer who discovered I was suffering from a disease known as Affluenza, which means I was living such a priviledged lifestyle all my life that I did not understand consequences and therefore should not be held accountable for my actions. It worked. Instead I just ended up being grounded for 2 months, it totally sucked.
I wasn't even allowed to play Mario Kart with my other friends for 2 GODDAM months! Fucking blue shells. Fuck Nintendo.
I describe myself as a little dose of toxic masculinity.
