I'm sorry guys... I lied to all of you.

[Xen]

the-pi-guy said:

Euphoria14 said:
For this display of downright douchbaggery you should be permabanned...

Fuck salad .

Awwww,  do we have to?  

Can I at least wear a condom?  

That takes away all the pleasure from rubbing your ">" on its insides. Plus it's inanimate.

So no.