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Jizz_Beard_thePirate said:

Hey, In order to have the name of Jizz_Beard, you must survive generations and generations of fapping, condoms, bjs and anal as a sperm until one day, you find the perfect time to unleash your wrath and be born!

I now have a much deeper appreciation for your screen name, and for you.