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I would make all the Dev teams poof dozens of games into existence for my brand new Nintendo Master System, being released in the Summer. It would be a handheld with the virtual reality goggles, and more powerful than a PS4. Plus it would have motion controls. And can hook up to TVs in order to project the game images onto them at 120 frames per second. Then I would run a teen targeted marketing campaign saying that all real men will purchase this system, because the other ones are gay. Not that there's anything wrong with it, just sayin. GAY.

In the US it comes with a free defense gun.

Seriously, I think I am just what Nintendo needs to turn their company around, I am full of great ideas on how to direct them to a powerful leadership position in the market!



I describe myself as a little dose of toxic masculinity.