First I'd go play Smash Bros with Sakurai and Miyamoto. After getting my ass kicked I'd fly to the US and visit NoA headquarters. Then I'd get high with Reggie because I know that dude smokes. Finally I'd head over to Sony headquarters and take a shit on their doorstep. I'd eventually pass out in a drug fueled haze. Wake up in my jail cell and repeat the whole thing over again.
Sigs are dumb. And so are you!







