Dang it boutros stole my joke. Then again it was bound to happen. Here, the man himself said so: http://www.destructoid.com/peach-s-dress-the-reason-for-her-not-being-playable-in-new-mario-wii-152201.phtml.
Those dress physics, they be hardcore.
"I've Underestimated the Horse Power from Mario Kart 8, I'll Never Doubt the WiiU's Engine Again"







