I was 12. I remember that night (not like it was long ago). My parents went out for hours and I had the whole house for me, so I wanted to watch some porn (I've watched since I was like 8. God bless Internet!). Then I thought trying to masturbate, my friends talked about it and I had already done it but felt nothing, so I did it harder and longer that time. So, you know, fapping and stuff, then I look down and there's some white stuff and I was like "That's it!!?" So I tried again but slower. That second time, was pretty good. The third time, was even better... Let's say I did it a bunch of times that night. And now I'm a rapist teenager.
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