First, what follows is unrealistic and won't happen, so don't bother to mention that it's unrealistic and won't happen.
I would just like to see all VGX attendants, gaming press people, bloggers and internet forum dwellers lose their shit at once. Like there was a huge disturbance in the force.
Imagine this:
Reggie together with Iwata and Miyamoto holds an average presentation. Just when everybody thinks it's over, and all bloggers are already preparing mean tweets and Nintendo doom posts, Reggie mentions they have one more trailer.
Cue epic music... Zelda U trailer starts playing. It doesn't look cartoonish as everybody feared/expected. It shows a gritty dark world and a fantastic looking adult link. As a result, a few fanboys have shit their pants from excitement. Some people actually tweet their excitement.
Okay, now the show's over.
But wait. In a Columbo fashion Reggie turns around, mumbling, "Oh, uh, one more thing..."
Smoke is blown onto the stage, and as it clears, we see somebody... big... very big... It's Gabe Newell!
The crowd goes huuuuuuh?! Dafuk?!
The guys on stage shake hands and exchange man hugs.
The announcement: Nintendo will port 3 of their big games and release them on Steam. In exchange: Half Life (3) U with Wii U specific controls exclusively on Wii U.
Bam! The hall starts to smell, because too many people lost their shit at the megaton bomb.
Twitter servers break down.
VG Chartz forums go into denial. "Who wants Half Life 3 anyway?", they say. "It's not hardcore enough," they say...
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