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45 million by December 31st? Very, very possible, if not likely. 50 million? Oh boy. Not gonna go there. Don't tempt fate!



The Screamapillar is easily identified by its constant screaming—it even screams in its sleep. The Screamapillar is the favorite food of everything, is sexually attracted to fire, and needs constant reassurance or it will die.