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TheLastStarFighter said:
I usually control the left thumbstick with my penis.

Actually, true story, when I was in elementary school I wrote with my left hand but my teacher was a nun who said it was the devil's hand. She made me use my right, and that's how I learned. These days I'm almost completely ambidextrous, and I would say most lefty's are forced to learn righty skills at least to some extent due to the nature of the world. So gaming isn't really an issue.

you must have a pointy penis :P