Am I the only one not getting GTA V...ever?

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I'm not getting it, ever.

None of the prior GTA games really impressed or interested me, and nothing I've seen of GTA5 suggests it will be any different.

Playing the game "properly" was dead boring, and baiting the cops was fun for about 10 minutes before that too lost its appeal.

So no, you are not alone.