Another perfectly executed stealth troll topic disguised as satire.
I'm happy with my Vita, I don't need anyone to tell me I should be unhappy with it.
I know what I bought when I bought it and I know why I bought it when I did and sure enough, I'm getting exactly what I paid for.
If my happiness with my purchase makes me "unintelligent" as someone said in this topic, then so be it.
I shall revel in my ignorance.