Coming soon in 2014 for iOS, Ouya, Sega Dreamcast, Philips CDi and Windows 95, The Typing of the Evil! Leon and Chris will stop appearing in shitty RE games and will instead teach your children how to type in 3 languages: English, German and Spanish. You need to pay $25 to unlock all the languages in the world including the meow language! Now your children will know what the cat is trying to say! The free version expires in 3 seconds and you need to pay $20 to have the full version which lasts forever! Totally worth the price! Now if you excuse us the folks at Capcom, we will go and cancel Mega Man 11 and Mega Man X9.
---Member of the official Squeezol Fanclub---