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8. Final Fantasy X ( PS2-2001)
#1- Dissapointing characters and story- Tidus is a pretty meh character. He is boring and............... that's about it. Oh and he has that annoying voice... I just wanted to act as if I forgot about it... Damn, that fucking voice... The script is garbage. No soul was put into the script. NOTHING. No feelings, emotions, nothing. And the ending was just funny...... not in a good way that is.
#2- Mediocre gameplay- The battle system is meh. The whole CTB system is just not as good as the ATB system. Speed? Really? How dumb. The game is linear as all hell. It's not linear enough to call it Final Hallway 10, but it is up there. No extra stuff to do. Almost nothing.. Almost fucking nothing... Well, at least you can use all your party members in a battle, right? That's something I guess...
3- Final Fantasy 13/ Final Hallway 13 ( PS3, 360- 2010)
#1- Terrible story and characters- The story was so confusing and so bad I gave up playing after a healthy amount of hours. It was that bad. I am not even going to bother explaining something because I still don't get it..... What a dumb story. Regarding the characters... yeah, they suck ass. Lighting is an annoying bitch that even has the balls (???) to leave some children in the wilderness. How did this stupid bitch get a fanbase? I will never fucking know. Snow, Vanille and Hope are not any better either... Snow is a douche, Vanille is a sexualized 14 year old and Hope is a shallow 13 year old boy... Cool cast, SE. Fang has to be one of the better characters. He is tolerable.
#2- Sub-par gameplay- There is a huge fucking reason why this is called Final Hallway 13. This is what the damn game is. A huge collection of hallways. It's boring, not fun, it destroys exploration and IT IS FUCKING STUPID!! No exploration, just going straight ahead and eventually fight an enemy or two. Yeah, that's fucking exciting. Also, there are no towns, shops or inns in this sorry excuse of a Final Fantasy game. FUCKING NOTHING. The combat system is not any better. Trust me on that. it's called the Paradigm Shift system which means that switching between classes is what you'll be doing a lot. I mena A LOT. There is also an "auto-battle" button ( yes I am not kidding) and you can win certain fights by mashing that button without the need of using the Paradigm Shift system. How nice, SE. Ugh. I am sick of ranting about this piece of shit. NEXT!
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