The NPC guide to Surviving a video game

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Miguel_Zorro said:

Ajescent said:
heh, not one response, knew I should have made this an anti Vita/WiiU/X1 thread!

Yup.  You were doing it wrong.  Try this..

I think the NPC behavour is better in Sony games, such as Uncharted or The Last of Us.  The NPCs behave more realistically.  They don't simply walk blindly to their doom.

In Nintendo games, on the other hand, it's the same silly AI over and over again.  Nintendo games are too easy because the NPCs have bad AI.

A good start, but you need to work in some sarcastic PC-related point (ex. PC games are the only ones with TRUE AI), something bashing the Xbone (Halo 5 will have infinite AI thanks to the power of the cloud! /s) and maybe a line to trash mobile gaming (Angry Birds doesn't even have AI!)

At which point, you can click that "Submit" button, congratulate yourself on a job well done, and play some online multiplayer game where there literally is no AI.

/s