Well, this thread raises the interesting point that Link and Samus SHOULD be included in Mario Kart, just because it would be cool, and because nobody necessarily cares about the lore in Mario Kart, lol.
I don't need your console war.
It feeds the rich while it buries the poor.
You're power hungry, spinnin' stories, and bein' graphics whores.
I don't need your console war.
NO NO, NO NO NO.