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Stealing my first one from LastStarFighter


-Launch a new marketing campaign. It would make the Wii U seem magical, like the ads for iPad. This would target women and mature adults especially, and feature clips of games and apps like the NL Ninja Star game, Game and Wario stuff, Karaoke, Wii Party U, video chat and so on. Unlike previous adds these would be cool, classy and dubstep-free. I would also have some focused COD-based ads targeting teen/20's males and Mario/ZeldaWW ads for kids. Make everyone want this thing. I would also promote "free on-line matchmaking forever". Especially to the COD crowd.

And then...
-Buyout Next Level Games, expand their capacity. Also expand Nintendo Software Technology like Retro has been beefed up. Buy a European studio.
-Create a subset of Nintendo EAD dedicated to making games on a shoestring budget, some digital, some retail. A focus on pure gameplay mechanics. Rotate staff into the "shoestring budget" division as needed, so everyone is forced to make a small, gameplay focused game every now and again.
-Finish what has already been started, the expansion of Nintendo EAD.
-Try to get western third parties interested in developing for 3DS again. Wii U is going to be out in the cold when it comes to 3rd party development, but 3DS is strong, and a drive to making cross-plat 3DS/Wii U games could be the best way to swing more third Japanese third party support for Wii U and more western 3rd party support for 3DS.
-Hire one PR person whose sole job it is to troll EA.



Monster Hunter: pissing me off since 2010.