All Xbox 360 haters, answer me this question

[iron_megalith]

Let me shed some anger.

I HATE THE 360 BECAUSE:

-It died on me once
-"....twice"
-"....thrice"
-"uh....frice?"

Damn there is supposed to be no fourth time. And now I'm at my fifth 360, and so far so good. At least that's what I thought.