What happens when I get home?

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d21lewis said:
I've had my Wii for a year, and one of my guilty pleasures is that I love the "Everyone Votes" channel. I look forward to voting every couple of days. For every question I guess right (more in tune with popular opinion), a little guy in a diagram gets closer to getting home. For every question I get wrong, the little guy gets further away. Anyway, last week I was 1.9m away from getting home. The question was: When I want a snack, I usually prefer prefer "Something Salty" or "Something Sweet". I chose salty. Why the fuck did I do that? Apparently the rest of the world has a fear of high blood pressure, but are perfectly okay with diabetes because "Salty" made my little guy go from 1.9m away from home to 8.2m. I've been at this for a year! That little bastard is never going to get to that house! I accept that. Still, I want to know: WHAT HAPPENS WHEN THAT GUY GETS HOME? Has anyone ever gotten there? Tell me what happens! Anything short of unlocking Ultra Zelda Wii 2008, and I'm going to be pissed!

Being a gentleman nearing 30 in america, I test my blood sugar at least once a year to test for diabetes.

 

Everytime I pass, I end up eating like a pound of sugar with some syrup and passing out from the fullness of my belly, gorged on the sweet slurm of surgar I just devoured, like a beast of yore.

 

I suggest everyone get tested who is 30 or older, every year, regaurdless of if factors are present, as it is a treatable illness, and the earlier caught, the better.

 

Then again, I'm paranoid and get every test every year I can get, but I have my own mental problems, that's just me.