Xbox Fans: Your whining has officially done some good. Kudos to you.
Nintendo Fans: Don't worry, Pikmin 3 will be out soon. In the meantime, I recommend Mega Man X. That game's awesome.
PC Fans: Your smugness has some justification. Come here you crazy guys!
PlayStation Fans: Aren't you supposed to be playing The Last of Us?
Love and tolerate.